Dear children at the lakefront this weekend -
As traumatic as it was to see a woman
my age and condition
in a bathing suit,
I feel the immediate damage to your psyches
will, ultimately,
be mitigated by learning two important life lessons:
1 - this is what non-estrogenized skin looks like;
it happens to all women
(even to those who swore
it would NEVER happen to them)
and
2 - gravity always wins.
Scary, but true!
You're welcome.
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