"
If bad taste were a hanging offense, there'd be bodies hanging from every tree!"
Sylvester Stallone
Never dreamed I'd be quoting Rocky - or agreeing with him!
But then again, I'd never seen these...
A mermaid Nativity,
a tub toy Nativity,

fondant Holy Family,

Shotgun shell nativity

a fishbowl Jesus...really? (Trust me, I know it's a snow globe, but don't you expect Baby Jesus to sprout gills and go swimming after Nemo any second now?)

a zombie nativity - because all those zombies are devote Christians, right??

Does every nationality
really need their own version?

Naked troll nativity - is that a nationality?

I KNOW cowboys aren't a nationality...

neither are snowmen!

And here come the animals!!
WHOO is in the stable??

grinning like idiots Joseph and Jesus, in an egg - with Mary smiling benignly...

Is this where the Christmas 'goose' tradition got started?

What hams!

Not a creature was stirring, not even a ...

chickens?

Foolish me, I couldn't figure out whether Veggie Tales should come under food or animals!

Penguins as J,M and J (you know...Jesus, Mary and Joseph).

Bears,

dogs and

cats, OH my!

Makes me want to hoke up a holy hair-ball!
And, if fondant wasn't enough for all you culinarily inclined folks...
Holy cupcakes!

'Meat' nativity - for all you carnivores!

Butter nativity - suppose it's 'whipped?'

come on... S/Mores?

marshmallows?

Santa bringing us the Nativity?
How magnanimous of him!

and while technically NOT a nativity, this tree top Jesus is about as ugly as it gets and has GOT to go!

Come on people, we can do better than these!!
Oh my. Some of these are rather creepy are they not?
ReplyDeleteGeez. I stick with the one passed on from my Nana :)
xo, misha