Buffy: Does it get easier?
Giles: What do you want me to say?
Buffy: Lie to me.
Giles: Yes, it’s terribly simple.
The good guys are always stalwart and true,
the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns
or black hats,
and we always defeat them and save the day.
No one ever dies,
and everybody lives happily ever after.