You didn't think they'd stopped making ugly nativities, did you?
Even if I haven't posted about them for 2 years?
We came pretty close to cornering the market with those posts
but, by surfing the worldwide webs,
I found a few more.
Something about this Holy Family might work for pedophiles -
but it creeps me out!
I don't even know what these are -
As if gingerbread nativities can't be awful enough,
make them big yard ornaments
for a special ugliness!
There were several 'minimalist' options...
I sure hope this was a toddlers preschool version!
Otherwise there's NO reason why it's not in the trash!
Color block versions...
depending on whether you're a round peg or need a square hole.
(Actually, in just the right settings would be kind of cool -
in a "pretentious aren't I hip?" kind of way!)
Frogs - an amphibian Nativity?
I didn't even know Frankenstein would celebrate Christmas...
I thought he was Jewish.
Astronaut Mary version of the Madonna
Carved from soap
Ladies, just for us...
a tampon Nativity...
right up our alleys!
(See what I did there?)
A crocheted meerkat Nativity
And a food Nativity...
look closely, you'll get it!
There's just NOTHING sacred that our culture can't make profane
(Which makes me think I should be searching for a Charlie Brown Nativity...
surely there's one out there!)