I have an idea...
every attorney that sends his client into the Emergency room -
"to just document their concern"
in the latest round of ongoing custody battles
with their spouse or soon to be ex-spouse -
has to pay all medical costs
from his/her retainer.
It will also be HIS/HER child
sitting and waiting for medical attention
for a bonafide disease
while ED staff
wastes their time
dealing with this nonsense.