Brilliant!

I have an idea...

every attorney that sends his client into the Emergency room - 

"to just document their concern" 

in the latest round of ongoing custody battles 

with their spouse or soon to be ex-spouse - 

has to pay all medical costs 

from his/her retainer.

It will also be HIS/HER child

sitting and waiting for medical attention

for a bonafide disease

while ED staff 

wastes their time 

dealing with this nonsense.

Or better yet...

After the day I've had,
either option works for me!