The Tale of Two Witnesses

the ED doc (a Child Abuse Specialist) 

was dressed in her size 0 

cute little Anne Taylor outfit, 

complete with 5 inch 'fuck me now heels'.

I schlepped in wearing my JC Penney black pants
(NOT a size 0), 

a sweater and 

my flat, 'I don't give a fuck, 

I just want to be comfortable shoes'!

It was dress down day at the court - 

not that I knew that and

not that it would have made a difference 

for either one of us!

May I just say

this 'casual Friday' crap has

gotten waayy out of control.

We saw more flip flops, torn jeans 

and 'boyfriend shirts'

than I knew existed in the Midwest -

and that was on the legal staff! - 

and a pair of white sparkle pants 

that looked painted on
an old cellulite ass 

that should definitely stick to dark colors,

no matter what the weather or event!

The Judge, of course,
showed up in her ever elegant
black caftan robe.

BTW - parents 'stipulated' to all charges

and the kids remain in foster care 

until both parents receive psych services

and get jobs.

For the record,

the parents, for all their limitations, 

were the best dressed people in the court - 

beside our ED doc, of course!