weighing in...

on the Kardashian debacle - come on - you knew I would!

No one can ever truly know another persons motives - and frankly, with all the important world issues facing us today, I think it's beyond stupid to spend more than 60 seconds ruminating about the private screwed up lives of immature screwed up celebrities.

That being said, let me go on record as thinking:

a) you can't be a media whore, willing to sell your image and soul for every venture, in every form of print and visual medium for every news outlet on the planet - in order to further your financial self interest - and then be surprised or cry 'foul' or 'poor me' when they notice when you fuck up.

Miss Kim, IF you're living in hell, it's one of your own making and you have no one but yourself to blame.

b) you can't refuse to change your last name, refuse to move where your husband is living, refuse to change your schedule to accommodate a life together and refuse to allow him any role in your life save that of being a tall prop and piece of arm candy without people thinking this was never intended to be a true marriage.

You wanted a big party, with all the attention focused AGAIN on you; the fact that there were consequences and expectations for your behavior after that must have come as quite the shock!

c) didn't your parents ever teach you that the time for serious deliberation is BEFORE you get married, not a month afterward?

Oh, I keep forgetting, you don't have a mother, you have a manager who's got the same self absorbed gene you do!

And
d) Shame on all of us for continuing to keep these fools on the front pages!Their 15 minutes is WWAAYY over.

We have real problems facing real people all over the world.
While I appreciate the entertainment value of having caricatures of human beings to distract us from them, it's time to move on.

Don't know what the 'true' motives were behind this charade of a relationship; don't know and don't care.

What I DO know is that I'll never buy or read another magazine, not even while standing in the line at the grocery store, if ANY of the Klan is on the cover.

But don't feel too sorry for Kim, there are plenty of people still out there who need the diversion and I'm sure the family has already called Central Casting to send over another desperate sports figure to be next in line.

I can't help but think there's a HUGE celebration party going on in Minnesota at the Humphries house!

Mom and Dad, he seems like a basically good kid; but get Kris some therapy so he doesn't fall down this rabbit hole again!