Messages in a bottle

Sometimes, I can't figure out 

whether a gift says more about the giver

or the recipient.

Within the space of 30 minutes yesterday,

I got two bottles of wine 

from doctors at work.

I work VERY closely with both docs - 

and appreciate the gesture -

even if I don't drink much wine.

Being the child of an alcoholic

I've always been pretty careful about my consumption.

Besides, 

wine frequently triggers a headache and allergies,

 so, if I'm gonna imbibe,

I'm more a hard liquor kind of gal!

Anyway,

there they appeared

on my desk - 

and the choices made me smile -

and wonder about the subliminal implications 

of each. 

Hint, hint?

Clearly Doc #1 didn't take the sexual harassment seminar seriously!

And Doc #2 

apparently thinks if I take advantage 

of the hint of Doc #1, 

I'd be able to get away with it!

Pondering the implications of it all 

gave me a headache 

without either bottle

 being uncorked!