Vampires among us

Remember the antique dealer who offered 'proof' that Nicholas Cage was a vampire - thanks to an old Civil war picture of a look-alike?
(Which he listed, BTW, for $1 million on Ebay!)

Well, look who I found lounging about in the aisles of my favorite antique shop?



Oh come on... it's close!

Jim, if you ever need the photo for a movie you're shooting, call me.

It's yours - for free!

I'm a fan - I prefer your more serious work (especially the Truman Show and Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind) but my son loves your 'hyper' movies and elastic face, so it's all good!